oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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