i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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