Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
