I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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