I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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