did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Randomize