Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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