Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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