yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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