I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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