He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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