If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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