I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
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It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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