There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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