I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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