I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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