and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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