Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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