Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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