i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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