what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
3pm strippers are depressing
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
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I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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