she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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