Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Everything about him screamed your future.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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