Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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