so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Actions speak louder than pants.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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