He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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