apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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