just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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