You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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