Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I cut my penus on the lid.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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