Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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