Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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