so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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