I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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