Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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