In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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