I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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