It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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