operation have a gay friend backfired
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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