My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
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Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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