im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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