I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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