u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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I just said "you do you" to my penis.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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