Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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