Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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