I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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