i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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