how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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