Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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