So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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