How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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