Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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