there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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