____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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