Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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